Holiday Gift Idea for PYWLTGRO***

***PYWLTGRO = People You Would Like To Get Rid Of

A laptop desk for his or her steering wheel!

(The best part about this product's Amazon listing is the user submitted images under the main picture. Funny stuff.)

That was a fast month!

Its the end of National Blog Posting Month, which I enjoyed, and the official end of the hurricane season, which is excellent! I am amazed at the way November flew by.

Today I had a flat tire and no spare (still on the way home after the last flat I had, bad sign) and so I was *forced* to put off doing errands. The only thing I wished for today was a bathtub, as I am full of aches and pains. Sometimes I read fantasy books where the main characters stop at a mountain fortress after long and smelly travels and get to visit underground hot baths. That sounds really fantastic and I'd like to go there.

I'm going to go fill the sink with hot water and stick my elbow in there and see if it is at all similar. Ciao.

It's What's For Dinner

My boyfriend has a friend who is Muslim, and who just celebrated a holiday (perhaps Eid al-Adha? I am not sure). As a result, we were lucky enough to receive some freshly slaughtered beef. Bull, in fact. Kind of a massive amount. I took it out of it's plastic conveyance to try to figure out how to cook it (what part of the bull is it, you ask? Leg, I am told.) Here is what happened:



My dogs emphatically declared their love for me and all my endeavors, including that enticing bowl and the plastic bag it arrived in. I was unable to shift them for an hour and then had to hide the garbage from them. I would not be surprised to find dog paw scratch marks on the fridge door in the morning.

Ho Hum

Today I watched TV, cleaned house and went to Grand Marche. And sniffed my strawberry shortcake kitchen. Sons of Anarchy and Doc Martin were the shows I watched, and they are very different from each other. I want to visit Cornwall. I do not want to join a motorcycle club. That is what I learned today.

Things I need to re-learn. Do not go to Grand Marche on a Saturday at 7:30PM. They have no vegetables left. Here are the veggies I ended up with - parsnips, plantains and bell peppers. Now I have to figure out how to make a dish out of those things. And maybe I will use the salt pork. Ooo it sounds better every second.

Thats all I got. I'll try harder tomorrow. Hasta luego.